I will make sound. I will make poetry, and it will be loud.

Title: K9's Lament
Author: qafkinnetic
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Jack Harkness, Torchwood team, K-9
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: The team go to Ealing to collect a dear friend's pet.
Author's Note: This story completely ignores and denies the deaths of Owen, Ianto, and Tosh, and also ignores the canon fact that K-9 left Sarah Jane. The title comes from a song by Chameleon Circuit (even though the song is about something totally different).



( K9's Lament )

Title: 300 Torchwood Drabbles (Set 5)
Author: qafkinnetic
Pairings/Characters: Any and all pairings, any and all characters
Spoilers/Warnings: Basically, proceed with caution. Lots of spoilers, not many warnings.
Summary: 50 out of my 300 drabbles of either 100, 150, or 200 words. All drabbles are 100 words unless otherwise indicated. Each drabble was inspired by a single word prompt given to me by random followers on Tumblr.



( Set 5 )

Title: The Two Halves of the Cosmos Are Tied By Golden Thread
Author: qafkinnetic
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: (Characters purposefully vague)
Spoilers/Warnings: General spoilers for all episodes of Torchwood, Jack's episodes of Doctor Who
Summary: The Tale is told before Judgement can be given.
Author's Note: I'm very sorry for this insanity. I wrote this just after I finished reading Neil Gaiman's American Gods and I think it scrambled my brain.
This was written for the 2012 torchwood_fest for the prompt “Ever notice when someone tells you that you’ve asked a very good question, you usually don’t get a very good answer?”
Thank you to snarkymuch, poisonedrainbows, ashleigh-k-spring, and remembering-budapest for being awesome betas and letting me know that my bizarre ramblings made a good story.



( The Two Halves Of The Cosmos Are Tied By Golden Thread )